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Rock My Gospel

 “A one, A two, A one two three four!” The drum began its bang, the guitar began its whine, and the singer began her chorus. The concert was like nothing ever seen. The crowd was packed, yet everyone was swaying. That’s when the gospel choir came in. Yes, Carnegie hall was packed with fans for “Rock My Gospel”, the rock group that combined the fast technicalities of metal with the warm sound of a Gospel choir. There would be moshing in this hall. Outside reporters couldn’t believe that two such polar opposites could blend in such harmony. The anchor of ABC bought a rock tee shirt that said, “You Rock More Than My Gospel!” and wore it in appreciation of the band. Inside punk rockers with hundreds of piercing combined with classical musicians to create one of the most diverse audiences imaginable.

  Perhaps the most stunning feature of the performance was the silence. After each number, a stunning silence filled the hall as the audience consumed the last of the power chord or six part vocal harmony. The last song, “Peace Be With You, Dawg.” left the audience sobbing.  Never had deafening guitar solos blended so well with a gospel choir. As the concert ended, it was announced that the proceeds from the rock tee shirts sold outside the concert hall would go towards promoting peace between nerds and bullies. Thousands of shirts were sold in a matter of minutes, as those that were unable to get tickets for the concert flooded the sales kiosks to buy their rock tee shirts.

      That night, there were no police sirens throughout all of New York City. Gang bangers had decided to take the night off, and drugees got a natural high from the music of “Rock My Gospel.” Suddenly it seemed they no longer needed hallucinogens to believe in God. Angry cabbies were suddenly subdued by the steely lyrics emanating over the airwaves. The news of this phenomenal new band spread across the world faster than nuclear radiation. Within hours of “Rock My Gospel’s” first performance, Chinese artists were scrambling for a way to record a knock off, and Indian’s were figuring out how to translate the lyrics into something more up beat. When interviewed by the BBC, Rock My Gospel’s leader, Sivle Yeslserp said, “it was about time that people wake up and work together for once, if that means I gotta tell them through my guitar solos and our Choir’s power chords, so be it, I gotta get the word out.”

      Rock tee shirts for “Rock My Gospel” sold out worldwide in less than a week.  New York City has yet to “recover” from the initial shock of seeing a new kind of musical fusion being born in its stadium. For the first time ever, people in central park nodded to one another and tipped their hats. In the wake of this successful opening, critics everywhere wondered where the band would go next.  Yet “Rock My Gospel” never performed again. One night a bright pillar of light flashed on top of the tour bus for “Rock My Gospel”, and the band disappeared.

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