Do you have a lot of card board boxes that just sit around and don't do anything? Well instead of letting them collect dust and go unused or throw them away you have a number of things you can do with them!
File like you Never Have Before!
The first thing you can do with your empty boxes is use them. Find any junk or unorganized stack of papers in your house and put them into as many boxes as you can. Don't have anything, or don't have enough shelf or floor space? Not a problem, keep reading to find out what you can do from here.
Give them to Someone
Do you know someone who could use some free filing or storage help? Well then they need not look further than you, with your mighty boxes that will help save the day. You could also just offer people boxes, afterall you don't know what they want with them. They might need them for something really cool. Other people also might know where your boxes should really go. Who knows? Maybe you'll find out your box has helped out some family thousands of miles away in some way or another.
Quick Hide!
If you have some unpaid debts, sworn enemies, or just need to get around in secret there is nothing like a carboard box to help you do the job. For example when trouble comes a knockin' just throw on your box and hide. It's so simple no one expects it and that's the beauty of it! The only drawback is that you need a large box, unless of course you are a proffesional, boneless, Indian guru who does street shows.
Build a Box Fort!
If you did all the steps above and still have a plethora of empty boxes, and an equally large amount of imagination you can do whatever you want with them. However you are reading my bit so you don't need any of that. Here's what you do: build a box fort like none before. Wow your neighbors with its turrets of solid brown, create an outdoor courtyard and watch it melt away and become a soggy mess in the rain, declare war on a neighboring yard only to have your neigbor come back and be powerless before your grand high walls. Still have extra boxes? Use the rest to fashion weapons for the many many soldiers of your fort. Still have extra boxes?!? Well then read on good sir/madam.
Explore the High Seas!
If you have more boxes, which if having done the steps above and having more would be quit impressive, then do what any sane individual would do - dump it in a river or lake and jump on. First you might wanna stuff the box with bubble wrap or floating noodles to ensure some serious buoyancy, but other than that you are ready for an adventure. With a rather large box you can go where ever your heart desires and scoff at the land lubbers eyeing your fancy box. With more cardboard you could even make tiny rafts for mice and other little creatures to race in, or even make your own stylish brown uniforms and safety jackets for your crew and friends. In fact the possibilities are endless!
Just Give up and Recycle...
Tired of having fun? Is it just too much? That's ok just don't throw away your boxes, rather you should recycle them! This will help save the environment and the world's trees. No more tree need to die for our brown buddies and you can make a difference, good job!
Also keep in mind that these are all just guidelines. If you have any ideas of your own, you should do them and tell the world if they are fun! The whole point is to clear away those boxes and have fun doing it.